Yesterday I was asking Ethan what he wanted to do on the one week off that I have between quarters at school...
Me: Ethan what should we do when Mom's done with school for a week?
Ethan: Ummmmm. Go on an adventure!
Me: Ok, what kind of adventure??
Ethan, after thinking for a second: A BEAR hunt!!
Me: A bear hunt??!?? (What the??)
Ethan: No! A deer hunt!
Me: Welllll....what are we going to do with the deer when we find it??
Ethan: EAT it!! (duh mom)
Me: But I don't know how to cook a deer.
Ethan: Dat's ok, first you talk to the giant and see if you can borrow his pan so the deer will fit into it. (obviously).
Me: How about we go to a big zoo up in Seattle and maybe an aquarium too?
Ethan: Ok! That sounds fun!!
Thank goodness. Now I don't have to hunt down a giant and borrow any of his kitchen gear.